09.06.03
Bavid Dlane
Calling David Blane an idiot seems to be the thing all the cool kids are doing it. I’ve always thought his stunts were kinda really stupid. Ever since he stood on a pole for a while, he’s been a hack in my eyes.
I sense a theme of lethargy in his ’stunts’. He’s staying in a box, lying down, for 44 days (and nights, can’t forget the nights for some reason) this time. Before he was stood on a tall column and before that he was stood in a block of ice. Not much movement there is there? Has he got a dodgy hip or something? Get a move on Dave. Why can’t we see you prove human endurance by climbing Mount Everest without oxygen or walk from Land’s End to John O’Groats without food. I know it must be boring inside the box, but imagine how bad it is for us, watching you, be bored, in your box, over the Thames. David Blane? You are a selfish fucker, goodbye!