so.....david blaine, holiday perfectionist that he is, has decided to spend his six weeks holiday inside a box. bless 'im.
"AWRIGHT, DAVID. YOU OFF ON YER 'OLIDAY?"
"YEAH - SIX WEEKS INSIDE A BIG GLASS BOX OVER T'THAMES"
"HOW'D YER GET THAT?"
"TELETEXT, ARR KID, CHEAP AS CHIPS. BOOKED IT, PACKED IT, FUCKED OFF"
news flash, DAVE. I'VE BEATEN YOU TO IT. I'VE BEEN IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE SINCE JUNE!! WITH NOTHING FOR COMPANY BUT JENNY FUCKING JONES, OPRAH FUCKING WINFREY AND SALLY FUCKING JESSE FUCKING RAPHAEL!!!
sorry - but i really am sick of this fucking life vacuum of a house....
wouldn't it be funny if we threw all kinds of rocks and shit at the box?
Hehehehehehehehe..........
Posted by alex at September 5, 2003 01:15 PMit doesn't take much to open the door and take a step outside you lazy bleeder
Posted by: whatever at September 8, 2003 09:48 PMThe outside of full of people who don't have agoraphobia. They're no fun.
Posted by: James at September 10, 2003 02:25 AMWell, i think that David Blane is well cool. I wouldn't have the guts to do anything as good as he has done. All of you people that think that he is stupid and silly, well you are just jealous of him. 8-)
Posted by: Becky at September 30, 2003 05:33 PM